Life & style
I Feel Like Dancing, dancing, dance the night away ....... Yeah! - continued….
Previously: The story so far ……….
Will they? Won’t they?…..
What are they both thinking?……
JUSTIN: “What do I do? In this last week I have fallen head over heels in love with Antonio, Claude, Jim, Yan and Kerri Berry! Beautiful, Beautiful People! I loved them so, so much! I would have definitely got somebody else to crawl over broken glass to give them a love sonnet I had written with them in mind. I could have married them all and certainly would have if we did not have such draconian laws here in old Blighty !! “
Jim Morgan: “Now he was
nice! You know what I mean !! Phew !”
Yan Redfern: “One great big hunk of spunk!!!! And to top it all he was so understanding and really sweet!”
Antonio Picchol Nero: “I liked him!
I liked him very very much, like molto, molto bene!!”
Claude Yoeyesout: “He drove me WILD with DESIRE !! Phewee tiger!!!”
Kerri Berry: “blooming gorgeous! Made me feel weak at the knees and gave me a lovely warm feeling in my belly!”
And what are Aaron’s thoughts ….?
Antonio Picchol Nero: “My dream Romeo, my hearts desire, our bambino’s would be stunning”
Claude Yoeyesout: “My tall, strong and devilishly handsome munchkin ! I would zoom off with you on your Honda 125cc into the
setting sun”
Jim Morgan: “ Now he was nice! I could imagine us looking for pots and pans together. Lovely man.”
Yan Redfern: “Quiet, thoughtful, lovely set of teeth, bit of trouble with wind but yeah I really think we could make a go of it!”
Kerri Berry: “Now she was VERY nice! Very, very nice! My mum would have liked her. Yeah, very nice.”
Aaron: “I’m constantly falling in then out of love. In this last week alone I have fallen hopelessly in love and have actually asked Antonio, Claude, Jim, Yan and Kerri to marry me. I really did love them at that very moment in time! I would even wear a purple and orange diamond pattern shell-suit and fluorescent green flip flops if just one of them said yes to me! But alas my reputation seems to have gone before me or some rotten sod has stitched me up! Either way it wasn’t to be…… BUT, tonight I danced with this guy named Justin….. and well to be honest I think he’s definitely the one for me. What a great groover! We would be a perfect match! He even gave me a piggyback home - now that is truly romantic! I mean I live in Leicester and the dance was in Edinburgh! And YES, I’ve asked him to marry me ……. But I can’t believe this! …….He said ………NO!! ……. NO!! Why? I asked, Why? ….I can do the twist, swing, hip-hop. I can Salsa, Tango and do a keen, mean Pasodoble. So, Why ? I asked …… “I can’t marry you Arron, ………I just can’t ……………. I’m already MARRIED !! ” “ Aaghhhhh !!!!!!”
THE END.