Blind date
Me - 23
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I’m self employed, self loved and most definitely a self taught love god!!!
I just love looking at myself in mirrors, or at my reflection in passing windows. I’m just a simple walking, talking icon.
Me - on - Me
What were you hoping for?
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“Someone who’s the spitting image of me!”
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First impressions?
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“Absolute spitting image, amazing! Flipping gorgeous! Stunning!”
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What did you talk about?
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“My devilishly good looks. My immaculately impressive dress sense and my well manicured nails both on my hands and my cute little twiddle feet”
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Any awkward moments?
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“Oh, gosh no! How could there be with someone as stunningly beautiful as ME! You silly person you!”
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Good table manners?
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“I really wouldn’t know! My beauty alone is more than enough to fill any empty stomach!”
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Best thing about Me?
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“It is just so hard to find the appropriate words.”
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Would you introduce him to your friends?
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“Most definitely! They would all fall madly, deeply in love!”
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Describe Me in a few words:
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“Humble!”
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What do you think he made of you?
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“Longing”
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If you could change one thing about the evening, what would it be?
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“Much better lighting a few more mirrors and a couple of spot lights”
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Marks out of 10?
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“10! 10! 1000000!”
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Would you meet again?
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“I feel I’ve known him all of my life so the answer is a definite YES!.”
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Me - 23
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I love my eyes, ears, nose, teeth. I love my neck, shoulders, abs and cute little nipples. My six pack stomach board drives me wild with desire and my thighs WOW!! My thighs are like just crazy! crazy! crazy! Love, love, love them!
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Me - on - Me
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What were you hoping for?
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“Someone who is funny, charming and not at all conceited ”.
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First impressions?
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“I’d hit the jackpot !”
What did you talk about?
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“ Nips, tucks, Botox, liposuction and how very few of us in this world just maintain our natural beauty and don’t actually require any intervention at all”.
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Any awkward moments?
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“Sheer panic! when I thought I’d misplaced my compact mirror?”
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Good table manners?
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“who needs to eat!”
Best thing about Me?
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“Everything and so sweet with it”.
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Would you introduce him to your friends?
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“I would introduce him as Michelangelo’s lost creation!”
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Describe Me in a few words:
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“Shy, bashful and extremely humble”
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What do you think they made of you?
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“I was under the impression he thought I was super cool”
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If you could change one thing about the evening, what would it be?
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“ That ‘ordinary’ looking people would just stop staring !”
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Marks out of 10?
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Trillion, billion, million !!!!
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Would you meet Me again?
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“Without any hesitation, I see so much of myself in him. I would be stupid not to get to know him much better”.
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