Struggle with a muddle

Ethel Rothbotty

Ethel Rothbotty will definitely sort out your muddles and struggles in NO TIME at all. Which does in fact save you an awful lot of time and money. She expects you to be extremely focused, always on time and will not accept any cancellations whatsoever, no matter what excuses you may present to her - not even death! (which she views as a weakness of heart and soul). Her waiting list is non existent and she is in fact considering changing her practice to a walk-in only service, where SHE will pay you to share your inner trauma, allowing you to take tentative steps on your journey to happiness and success. However, this is just an idea she is toying with at this moment in time, (basically she has the next 3 days to format a foolproof working plan before she is struck off the Person Centred Therapeutic Practice Register!).

We are asking anyone and I mean ANYONE, anyone out there to PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! write in to Ethal Rothbotty, ideally with a muddle or something you are struggling with now or in the past. It can be ANYTHING, seriously ANYTHING at all! For Example: a personal relationship or more to the point, a sexual problem; or a friendship or lack off friendship issue; help and advice on facing your fears and just doing a runner anyway! Or just make something up. She would never know and to be totally honest, Ethal Rothbotty just needs a bit of a break and to feel needed. She’s really emotionally struggling at the moment, (Bless her cotton socks !). Make her day. Make her feel needed. Give her hope. We all need hope! Come on lets pull her through this together. Let’s give her back her since of worth, her dignity, her belonging, her sense of pride ! COME ON PALLATTWOOD FAN CLUB, we can do this!!

For no fuss, practical and emotional advice to any muddles or struggles you may have please Email: PallattWoodStudio@Bedlum.co.uk